So for those of you who don't have to suffer through infertility, let me just give a few examples of what us infertiles are not allowed to do.
No drinking
No caffeine
No smoking
No strenuous exercise (could cause you not to ovulate)
No bagged popcorn (it has now been linked to Infertitly)
Men have to wear boxers
Men can't get the boys hot it kills sperm
Men can't drink caffeine
Can't use the bathroom after intercourse (you may flush your children down)
Can't get up after intercourse for at least 30 min
Can't lay flat after intercourse (must prop up or they may not swim)
Can't have casual sex because must be prepared for a full week of intecourse
And the last for now is you really can't enjoy life to the fullest when the one thing that would define your life you can't have
All the while the 16 yr old girl down the street just got knocked up while smoking crack, drunk off her butt and peed immediately after.
2 comments:
Ugh, that last part is SO frustrating. It makes me want to rip my hair out.
Unless you have been TTC for so long you just don't understand the daily struggles with continuing a "normal" life while trying to make that baby.
As always, I hope this is your month!!!!!!
Gosh! Don't you just hate those 16 year old girl's luck? We do it right, they do it wrong and they still get knocked up easily while we try and try and try, it sucks!
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